AVAILABLE ALL NIGHT!**NEW NUMBER 700-7681** M4M Adult massage! $40 for 30 min FULL body rub! UPDATED INFO IN AD!!

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jordanh1
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AVAILABLE ALL NIGHT!**NEW NUMBER 700-7681** M4M Adult massage! $40 for 30 min FULL body rub! UPDATED INFO IN AD!!

Post by jordanh1 » Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:33 am

….Update... I am only seeing and accepting clients who are mature ( 40+ ) Married, Straight, bi and very closeted men! I do not trust 99% of what are on these sites so Please unless you are exactly what I am looking for, Please do not message me. I am a 40 year old super private, super discreet man who is looking for similar men only! I am only doing maybe 4-5 sessions a week so yes I can be selective with this. I am not some skeet looking to make some easy cash. I want each session to be an awesome relaxed session for us both!


Also it seems everyone is looking for young guys, I must have abs, and a 10 inch cock. If you are one of those guys, PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME! To answer some questions here so I don't have to answer them to 30 different people over and over again.

1) Yes I am real! This is NOT a scam, Yes I am discreet and my location is discreet!

2) I am REALLY 40 years old! I am 5'11, 200 pounds, beard, brown hair, NO ABS, and about 3.5 inches away from a 10 inch cock sorry!

3) Why am I doing this? Why not? I am single, sane, doing this from the privacy of my own home, I have a love of giving a massage and I am bored and Horny most of the time so it can help keep me busy and less horny maybe?

4) Why charge? Again why not? $40 for a good deep tissue massage with some strong hands is just what the doctor ordered sometimes. THIS IS NOT SEX! Not an invitation for you to come expecting sex. I can and will provide a good hand job if you want that but it does not have to and I will respect your decision! I am NOT doing this for the money, I am financially secure already. I am doing this for pleasure, for myself and for you. I enjoy massaging a mans body and my love for cock is insatiable so doing this checks a whole lot of boxes for me.

5) What to expect? You show up, you are welcome to take a shower before or after or both, I have a large room fully equipped for this. I have spent over $1000 buying everything you could need to give you a great service. I have clean linens, towels, robe, professional massage table, 32 inch tv with your choice of porn available, safety, discretion, private parking, safe open-minded environment with ZERO judgement so feel free to wear what you want or share what you want with me. I will do my best to give you a good deep tissue massage coupled with some relaxing massage moments to help you relax and free your mind of your stress. If I am allowed, I will gladly provide a slow edging hand job to completion. Once done, I will leave you to shower, or get dressed in private and you can show yourself out. Take your time, no rush :)

6) There are no refunds... JESUS GUYS!!! $40 soon as you get there please and I do not want to ask... I am shy and taking the money makes me question doing this BUT its necessary to ensure those I am inviting into my home are sensible honest hardworking people like myself who are not gonna start drama or worse. :) haha I have had guys ask me in emails if they didn't enjoy it half way through, or if I end up being ugly, could they have their money back. Listen, I am not trying to break anyone's wallet here. I pay $100 for a massage once a month with no insurance and they don't offer hand job! So if $40 is that much of a financial risk for you to take, I suggest you not take the chance.

7) I will not be naked. I will wear a cute Jock, or cute underwear and a tank top maybe. This is NOT about me. This is about YOU! If you need something to look at, I just paid $300 for a 32 inch flatscreen ROKU tv with pornhub channel included so you can view anything your heart desires as long as it don't get me arrested! lol. If I am feeling the vibe and I am ok with it, you can touch me but check first haha.

8) Where am I located? West end is all I will say for now. I own my home with a basement apartment. and right now I can afford not to rent it out so the space is not being used. I was thinking what to do with the space and this is the perfect idea for me. YES... it is a discreet location. The apartment is only being used for the massage so you will be the only one there. Once done the massage, I will leave you there to relax and shower/get dressed and show yourself out.

9) When am I available? Most days early after dinner works best. I will try to accommodate serious people earlier. My ultimate goal for this is to meet some nice discreet guys like myself. I will do my best to be available for my favs when they need me :)

10) What if I drop by and I am not into you on first look? Well I guess its fuck me isn't it? haha But hopefully that will not happen. I am not a supermodel and I am not super fit...Sorry! If that's what you are looking for then I am not the guy for you so lets not waste our time. Too many people on here mis-representing themselves so I am laying it all out for everyone. PLEASE only do this for the massage. I do not want to waste anyones time, I do not want to disappoint anyone, I don't want to take anyone's money for something they do not want or enjoy. If you do this only for the massage with no other expectations, you will get your moneys worth. I will do my best with your help and guidance, to make sure you enjoy every second of your visit, that you will get a good deep tissue massage, that you will leave relaxed and feeling secure your visit was discreet !



Sorry that was so long but I was getting all these questions over and over again haha! Rather answer them once, so you all have the info necessary to decide if this is a service for you or not.


Offering MALE ON MALE adult massage in the privacy of my own apartment. I am 40, decent shape, clean, disease free, good looking! I prefer straight guys with decent bodies. Please be clean and showered or I will ask you to take one first.

I really enjoy worshiping a man and helping him relax and release all his stress and tension. Guys, you deserve to be pampered too! I have clean towels/linens and shower available, scent free body oils and a love of pleasing a man. Professional massage table and a private treatment room. Come lie back and let me ease every muscle in your body then focus on your cock. ( massage can or CAN NOT include hand job ) If you just need a good relaxing massage with no "happy ending" that is available too for same price. :)

Have a fantasy of your woman and a man massaging you at the same time ? drop by and me and your wife/gf massage and cater to you together. ( there is an extra $40 charge for this so $80 for 30 min )

***** i WANT TO POINT OUT THAT I AM NOT DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY. EXACTLY WHY I AM CHARGING SO LITTLE. I AM DOING THIS FOR MY OWN PLEASURE AND YOURS AND ASKING A SMALL DONATIONS SO i KNOW THE ONES TAKING ME UP ON THE OFFER ARE SERIOUS, LEGIT, DISCREET AND SAFE TO INVITE TO MY HOME.

This is all about you! I live alone so no distractions during your visit. Private parking available.

If this is something you would love to try, email me at jordanhull114@gmail.com -OR- TEXT 709- 700-7681
ALL THE INFO YOU NEED IS IN THIS AD. I CAN NOT POSSIBLY SEE HOW I MISSED ANYTHING HAHA. EMAIL OR TEXT ONLY TO BOOK A MASSAGE AND TIME WASTERS AND FAKES WILL BE BLOCKED IMMEDIATLY!

P.S. THIS IS NOT A HOOK UP OR AN INVITATION FOR SEX! THIS IS FOR YOU TO COME ENJOY BEING CATERED TO FOR 30 MIN AND GET A GOOD DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE AND A GOOD HAND JOB TO FINISH. IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN, IT WOULD BE FREE OF CHARGE AND ONLY IF WE BOTH AGREE.
I AM A TOTAL SUBMISSIVE BOTTOM SO IF THAT WERE TO HAPPEN, YOU KNOW NOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO.
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jordanh1
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Post by jordanh1 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:03 pm

Available today and tomorrow :)


Ninjo
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Post by Ninjo » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:30 pm

:D
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Fahq
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Post by Fahq » Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:38 am

Any availability

jordanh1
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Post by jordanh1 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:42 am

Fahq wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:38 am
Any availability
Yes!! :)
I am most available in the evenings but will try to accomodate your schedule
text me 700-5234

jordanh1
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Post by jordanh1 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:39 am

Jeffcous wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:22 am
Interested. Are you available right now?
Always email me or text if you want immediate reply. Sometimes I do not check this site often so pls use other methods of contact. :)

Fahq
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Post by Fahq » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:54 pm

jordanh1 wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:42 am
Fahq wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:38 am
Any availability
Yes!! :)
I am most available in the evenings but will try to accomodate your schedule
text me 700-5234
I texted and emailed ya, sorry to do both! I'm the 580 number

Ninjo
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Post by Ninjo » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:14 am

:D
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Danny50
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Post by Danny50 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:11 am

Available tonight?

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